Listen its like poker you can play your best/ But you got to know when to fold your cards and take a rest/
And know when to hold your cards and hold your breath/ And hope that nobody else is stacking the deck
“I don’t play a hand unless it’s paired or suited.”
*pause*
uhm… then you don’t play very much, do you?
“Exactly.”
I learned to play poker (Omaha and hold ’em) my sophomore year of college from my boyfriend’s apartment-mate. Scott is a beanpole of an Asian kid, quiet and witty. He had a passion for poker, the likes of which I had never seen. I harassing him regularly to teach me, in between hanging out in my boyfriend’s on-campus apartment while he was at class exclusively so I could watch TLC.
We sat down, finally, one night. I absorbed the rules and layout of play quickly and let him deal me a few hands face up so he could explain strategy. My boyfriend quickly got bored and wandered off to play Halo. I was rapt as he explained statistics and percentages, numbers that made a game quickly less of a game and more of a math equation that I would NEVER get a grip on.
“So, you have a five of clubs and a eight of diamonds, what would you do?”
Play it, at least until the flop and see what my odds are for the straight.
“No. You would fold.”
…
“The odds of you hitting a five to nine or four to eight straight aren’t in your favor, and you have nothing else to work with.”
Oh. So. I fold. That’s boring.
“No. That’s smart.”
He finally let me conceal my cards. I was so excited to have a secret. We folded hand after hand. I got bold and played hands he wouldn’t, he expressed (generally with a sigh) the luck I got in flops and rivers. He still beat me, of course, but I was hooked. My birthday was celebrated on the beach and I requested we play poker at a picnic table after lunch.
Now when I play, I always think of Scott. I don’t talk to him anymore, I rarely talked to him after my boyfriend moved out of the apartment. But I sit and play on free poker sites, rolling my eyes at how other people play. I don’t fold as many hands, but I’ll ride my blind when given the opportunity and raise aggressively on good hands. I’ve lost more than I’ve won, but I can hold my own.
Scott also once, for a minute, convinced me that horse sweat was poisonous and that’s why cowboy’s wear chaps.
He could apparently teach me anything.